I did a really stupid thing today and ate a donut hole.
I know I don’t really like them.
And I know that when I eat them I get sick.
But stupid me didn’t listen to me, and so I spent the last two hours in classes wishing I could curl up in the fetal position because my stomach is cramping so badly.
It was a very busy weekend at Prague Zoo. Two Giraffes were born within 12 hours of each other! Three-time mother Diana delivered her 4th calf on Friday evening and nine-time mother Kleopatra gave birth to her 10th. (via zooborns)
I’m pretty sure my brain is out of smart juice. I’ve been getting unusually low grades on papers lately, and I don’t feel like I’m putting in any less effort.
I hate days like today
When that loop of sadness is on repeat in my brain
And nothing I do gets me away for long
And then other things happen to fuel the sadness
And I feel so damn stupid for being so sad in such a wonderful world
I just want to curl up and disappear for a while
Go away today
Three well-placed reticulated giraffes graze on the savannah of Kenya’s Samburu National Reserve. The image was captured by Tony Murtagh from Maidenhead, Berkshire, while on a safari holiday. Picture: Tony Murtagh/Solent News & Photo Agency
My family is so fucking batshit. My Dickwad of an uncle wouldn’t even come over and see his daughter after her high school graduation. And my grandmother wouldn’t stop talking about How great my mother is before she even thought to congratulate my poor cousin.
The GOP presidential candidates’ popularity over time—as determined by Gallup—illustrated in a series of butt plugs.